Friday, June 5, 2009

I am Not Stupid

Here's a "Dumb' Joke that was circulated to me. In view that it might be a bit sensitive, I have changed one of the words to Xxxxxxx.

A lawyer and a Xxxxxxx are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that all Xxxxxxx are so dumb that he could get over on them, easily.

So the lawyer asks if the Xxxxxxx would like to play a fun game. The Xxxxxxx is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines, and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says.

This catches the Xxxxxxx's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The Xxxxxxx doesn't say a word, reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the Xxxxxxx's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes up the Xxxxxxx and hands him $500. The Xxxxxxx pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Xxxxxxx up and asks,
Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?

The Xxxxxxx reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

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